What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 23:55

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

So, the docs changed it to read

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Ethereum faces macro crisis: Can ETH’s $2K hold? – KEY insights reveal… - AMBCrypto

share office space ...

Freaks and Cheeks

Then came..

iPhone 18 Pro With Under-Screen Face ID Now Rumored to Feature Smaller Dynamic Island - MacRumors

Nuts and Butts

Loons and Moons

Another attempt resulted in ...

Why are Americans obese? Is it the food or is it the psychology?

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Next, they tried...

Harvard gastroenterologist shares 4 bloat-busting tricks that actually work - Times of India

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

So they tried

No go.

A Fifth Force of Nature May Have Been Discovered Inside Atoms - ScienceAlert

No, not a chance

Everyone loved it.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Gators Face Fairfield With Season On Line; O'Sullivan Beat Long Odds as Clemson Assistant - Florida Gators

Unacceptable again!

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Co-Op Climbing Game Peak Takes Steam by Storm, Reaches Summit of Top Sellers Chart - IGN

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Analysis & Anal Cysts

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Scientists Discover 'Goblin Prince' That Roamed With Dinosaurs - sciencealert.com

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Hysterias & Posteriors

Still no good

Amazon Offers Fire TV Soundbar for Practically Free to Clear Out Stock Before Prime Day - Gizmodo

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Thumbs down again.

Why did my ex move on so fast, we have only been broken up for 2 weeks?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No way

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

What are the major security challenges facing India, both domestically and internationally, and how does the government address them?

Still no good.

Minds and Behinds

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Why is my coworker suddenly being so mean towards then being nice like nothing happened? She is nice with everyone but me.